It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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