I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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