But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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