chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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