So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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