it hurts more in the daytime
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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