Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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