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found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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