You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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