I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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