I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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