ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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