I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
