dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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