Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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