I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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