Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
