WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Edward fifth and chaser hands
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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