***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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