Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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