I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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