Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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