worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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