I'm eating all of the evidence.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
is it fun? or sober?
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