i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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