wat bout pragnant strippers??
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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