Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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