You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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