I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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