you mean i was at the winter classic?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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