That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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