i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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