that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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