i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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