dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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