If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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