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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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