I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
the gays at disneyland are vicious
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
