if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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