I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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