This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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