Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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