All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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