About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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