I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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