just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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