Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The best revenge is premature balding
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Houston, we have a squirter
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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