It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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