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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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