But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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