The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
