And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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