32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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