I just pynch a tree in the face
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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