I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My legs feel like baby dolphins