Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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