Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
false alarm, still single
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